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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."
'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'
"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"
'When your application said that your name was Harrison Ford, quite frankly I'd expected something different!'
A wolf in ship's clothing.
'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'
"It's just that, when you said you'd pick me up in your company car..."
'Oh, yeah, I watch PBS all weekend long. That's pizza, beer and sports.'
''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'
Ruffkin felt that by removing the shade from his standard lamp and standing directly in front of it, he could give the impression of being very creative.
'The boss and I get along like brothers' 'Cain and Abel!'
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
"I knew it - bloody falsies!"