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Horse and Stick
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Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.
Actual Results May Vary
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"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
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"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
Tags:budget, budgets, deficit, deficits, deficit spending, budget hawk, budget hawks, federal budget, federal budgets, debt, national debt, national debts, bond, bonds, bond market, bond markets, politician, politicians, tax and spend, policy, policies, budget policy, budget policies, bear market, bear markets, crash, economic crash, economic crashes, economics, national economy, gdp, gross domestic product, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, false promise, false promises
"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."
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"Well, if it isn't Douglas Whitson of 'I promise I'll get right back to you' fame."
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"With our luck, it's probably not a mirage."
'When I first met my hubby I knew that he was full of promise. . . false promise!'
"You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises."
'OK, NOW white man speak with forked tongue!'
"I know one secret! Not spending $30 on a book filled with common sense!"
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GOP Pied Piper.
'It's the usual promise to cut taxes.' (cave painting).
"Let's see - I'll need better education and health care...throw in some help for the poor and elderly and..."
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'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'
Man contains water...false promises...fat...true grit...cliches.
David Cameron, the eco Tory.
Tags:david cameron, david, cameron, tories, tory, conservative, conservatives, conservative party, conservative parties, elections, election, election promise, election promises, false promise, false promises, monkey, monkeys, leader, leaders, environment, environmental issues, former prime minister, former prime ministers
"Stand down, everyone! False alarm!"