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'I ordered an aperitif not a pair of teeth.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
'It was so cold last night, my teeth chattered all night. I finally had to get up and take 'em out of the glass.'
'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'
'You'll have to make do with those until yours come back from the service department.'
"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."
Washington's Teeth - Wood Bleach
"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"
"Hey, you two! Stay for dinner! We'll throw a pizza in the blender!"
'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'
"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."
When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."
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'I knew this would happen! No one wanted to hear your aeroplane noises Frank, now put your teeth back in and be quiet.'
"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"
Dentist asks for lower and upper auto license plates.
"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"
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'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'
Death steals a man's false teeth.
'I pushed my medical-alert necklace and the tooth fairy showed up.'
"My Mum will be down in a minute, she is just looking for her teeth."
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"He used to take me out all the time, now all he takes out, are his teeth."
'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'