Family-time Cartoons and Comics

When I try doing stuff I like doing. . . When I stop trying.

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

"Instead of just doing time, I decided it could be quality time."

The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .

"We'd love to, Fran, but I'm afraid we;ll have to take a rain check. With us, Christmas is traditionally a family day."

Dad is in the naughty corner.

"Frankly, McCurdy, it is very discouraging to hear that Mrs. McCurdy has had another baby."

Holiday Venn Diagram

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

Domestic wines

"We have spent the last six New Year's Eves with your mother. Isn't it time for a sabbatical New Year?"

Family Time

I'm so glad we set aside these evenings for 'family' time.

Yippee!

'Why can't I spend more quality time with the TV set?'

'I was so surprised when I took a break and went home. My six-months old son is now two, my wife divorced me, and my dog died.'

Christmas reunions!

"I'm leaving politics so I can spend more quality tweeting-time with my family."

"No screen time means more scream time."

Baby Shower

"Dad is such a baby. Every time you're away from home, he has to go and sleep over at Auntie Sylvia's."

"Grandad spent Christmas alone again this year with his family."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Do you remember what the password for dad is?"