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"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."
"Because this family isn't ready to hold democratic elections- that's why!"
Lousy parents... inadequate husband... sad little doggie...
Family argument: 'Download peace and goodwill' on computer.
"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."
"They say we can go there for Thanksgiving or they can cut us out of the will. Our choice,"
'In my world me is always the choice.'
'Of course not. You're the baby.'
'So, it's equal.'
"It all came to a head at Mount Rushmore.
After getting a GPS, Harold constantly felt outnumbered in family arguments.
'I know we agreed not to do Christmas presents, but to really have nothing to give me is the most heartless thing you've ever done!'
'I'm running away from home.'
'Politicians retire, parents don't!'
'Are we nearly ready for a family argument yet, dad?'
'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'
Wedding Day Itinerary.
'The thing I really enjoy is the build up to Christmas.'
"Well, Uncle Marvin got drunk and channeled his inner Rush Limbaugh. My Aunt threw a bible at my sister when she said that Donald Trump was not the second coming of Christ. . ."