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"You know, you're got something there, Spikey -- the Lone Ranger was a sort of consultant."
The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"The firm has invested a lot in it's 'family friendly' policies. We bought that box. If you stand on it you can see your child being put into it's nursery."
"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"
"You must be this tall to enjoy this brunch."
"Sickness levels are through the roof, we need to do something..."
'We're very committed to 'family friendly' policies. If you're having problems with childcare then just bring your son into the office.'
'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'
"Guys, if you're taking your baby in the living room, please use a coaster."
"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."
"The best thing about this company is their generous "family be here' policy."
"Well, that's a matter of opinion!"
'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'
'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'
'That's happy hour!'
'That may be true but it's definitely the best place in the world to perpetuate the myth that it's still the best place in the world to bring up children.'
This office is rated PG. Parental Guidance suggested.
"You have all the luck! I can't wait for the day when parents eat free!"
"It's just not the same since Caligula went all family friendly."