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"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
Tags:family, families, family trip, travel, travels, drive, driving, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, signing, sing, song, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, family criticism, judgement, self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-confidence, low self-confidence, criticise, criticized, criticised, undermining, grandma, grandmother, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, visit, visiting, poem, poems, poet, poetry, poets, thanksgiving, family gathering, holiday, holidays
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
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"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.
"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
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"Looking good, looking good...Now, on the count of three, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS'!"
"Let's keep it small-just the Pilgrims, the Indians, and the Rosenthals."
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"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."
Van Gogh Family Reunion
"I always gain five to seven enemies over the holidays."
'Mom says it's time for a family powwow.'
Tags:pow-wow, pow-wows, pow wow, pow wows, powwow, powwows, family life, family-life, family gathering, family gatherings, family meeting, family meetings, family politics, kid, kids, decision making, decision maker, decision makers, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, mothers, fathers, real life adventures
Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598
Tags:home for the holidays, frustration, frustrations, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, clueless, cluelessness, space cadet, space cadets, out to lunch, brand name, brand names, pay attention, pays attentions, paying attention, on a different planet, family gathering, family gathering, holiday stress, holiday stresses, holiday visit, holiday visits, short temper, short tempers, short fuse, impatient, impatience, daughter, daughters, relationship, relationships
'I'm in the mood to cook!'
"All right, all right. I swear I won't argue with any of your relatives this Thanksgiving."
UFO parked at family reunion.
'... and whoever has the remote control when the music stops...'
"Anything interesting for Christmas?"
'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'
'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'
'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'
"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."