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"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
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'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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"Research shows that the festive season can trigger depression in some people."
Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.
"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
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Van Gogh Family Reunion
"I always gain five to seven enemies over the holidays."
'Mom says it's time for a family powwow.'
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'I'm in the mood to cook!'
"All right, all right. I swear I won't argue with any of your relatives this Thanksgiving."
UFO parked at family reunion.
"...and later the relatives will come over and the house will smell like cooking and stress hormones."
"You should join us for Thanksgiving."
'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'
"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."
"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"
"And then we have to go to that...uh...what do you call it?"
"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"
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'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'
'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'