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"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"
'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'
"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."
'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'
'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'
"I'm sorry, Jim. Due to a paperwork error, you now have custody of my kids."
'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''
'He followed me home. Can we retain him?'
'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'
'Look dear - a prenuptial disagreement.'