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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
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"I know it's wrong to have favorites, but I simply adore #87."
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Adam and Eve and Courtney
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'We must be great parents...our children all hate us.'
Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax
"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
How come you're so relaxed? wasn't today the first day of the school holidays?
'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'
"We had it bronzed. It was his first tweet."
'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'
"This was done during the artist's 'time out' period."
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"Care to join me in a toast? I'll get the marshmallows."
"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"
'Teddy, did you finish setting up your domino thing?'
Van Gogh Family Reunion
"How many times do I have to beep you?"
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'Wait. What's on you shirt?'
"Dinner time at our house is pretty rough with all the yelling, food fights, and time-outs. The scary thing is we don't even have kids."
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"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'
'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'
'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'
Gregson is a real family man.
'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'