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"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."
"Are you ready to see the Johnson child now, Doctor?"
"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."
"While invisibility wasn't anticipated, I did warn you there could be unknown side-effects with experimental drugs!"
RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall
For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.
"Apparently, it's no more loaves of bread, no more jugs of wine... just thou!"
"Jack! I've told you before...just because I'm your family doctor and you live next door does not mean you can phone me whenever you want! Even if my house is on fire!"
"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"
'That's a little bit out of my line...Why don't you ask the family physician?'
"Before I came I googled your name....did you hold up a convenience store in 2003?"
"I've been feeling lightheaded!"