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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
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"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"
'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
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"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."
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What Population Problem?
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"
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"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."
"This is boring. Let's have children."
'On the contrary, I think this is the BEST time to talk about life insurance.'
"Well - you guessed it!"
'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
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"Uh, I'm not ready to have a family"
"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."
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"I can't wait for the condom to be invented!"
"I blame the parents."
"He was conceived in a fit of irony."
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"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."
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'I can't afford a vasectomy, Doctor! I have ten kids to feed.'