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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'
To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.
"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."
"Sexy deep-sea diver's not a thing."
"It looked better online."
The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.
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Star Wars Audience
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Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'
'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'
"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."
Halloween treats for a horse
Halloween - Costume Decisions.
"My wife dresses to kill; she cooks the same way..."
"But what if you fall when no one is around?"
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"I'm going to a Halloween party as you."
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Skinheads for Eva Gabor
"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."
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