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"Regular service or affected?"
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Le Doggy Bag
Tags:doggy bag, doggy bags, dog, dogs, poodle, poodles, to-go, box up, boxes up, boxing up, leftovers, scraps, table scraps, feed, feeds, feeding, poodle, poodles, dinner, dinners, lunch, lunches, restaurant, french restaurant, french restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, pretentious, pretentiousness
"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"
Tags:ice cream, sprinkle, sprinkles, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, dine out, dines out, dining out, pepper mill, pepper mills, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, tableside, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, front of house, front of house service, front of house services
"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."
"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods
"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
Tags:molecular gastronomy, gastronomy, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, test, tests, testing, pretentious, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, haute cuisine, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, experimental, specialize, specializes, specialist, specialists, specialization, specialise, specialising, specialisation, niche, niche market, niche markets, science experiment, science experiments
"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, the bill, large bill, unexpected bill, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, expensive, living above means, family, families, family meal, family meals, 1940s family, 1940s families, waiter, waiters, server, servers, haughty waiter, haughty waiters, vintage, 1940s, shock, shocked
"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."
"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."
"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, menu, menus, pretentious restaurant, pretentious restaurants, pretentious menu, pretentious menus, quotation mark, quotation marks, fancy food, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, order, orders, ordering, food order, food orders, foodie, foodies
"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurant, bad food, bad soup, watery, watery soup, tastes like dishwater, complain, sending food back, send food back, complaint, complaining, waiter, waiters, 1940s waiter, 1940s waiters, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, common complaints, vintage, 1940s
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, pointing, this guy, faux pas, casual, inappropriate, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour, impolite, informal, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, elitist, elitism
"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
Tags:mba, mbas, masters, masters of business administration, administration, upper management, management, business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, administrator, administrators, masters degree, masters degrees, advanced degree, advanced degrees, set menu, set menus, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
Tags:nouvelle cuisine, fancy food, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, waiter, waiters, customer, customers, customer relations, diet, diets, dieting, portion control, weight watching, calories, small portion, small portions, restaurant, restaurants, small, tiny, teeny, teensy, dining alone, marketing, sales pitch, overselling
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
Tags:restaurants, eating out, ding out, bad date, bad dates, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff, manslaughter, cutlery, dropping cutlery, dropping your fork, posh dining, posh restaurant, fancy restaurant, balcony, balconies, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, underreact, underreacting, underreaction, under react, under reacting, under reaction
Jacket, Tie and Money Required
Tags:dress code, dress codes, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, wealth, privilege, rich people, expense, expensive, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, french restaurant, french restaurants, eating out, dining out, exclusive, exclusivity, exclusive restaurant, exclusive restaurants, wealth gap, wealth divide, requirement, requirements, dress code policy, dress code policies, elegant, elegance
"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, waiting staff, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, french restaurant, french restaurants, french food, french foods, french cooking, french words, french, langauge, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, bouillabaisse, vintage waitress, vintage waitresses, classic french food, 1940s waitress, 1940s waitresses, vintage, 1940s
"We'll have a bottle of your flattest water."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer service, service, water, flat, flattest, still water, tap water, bottled water, request, requests, customer requests, pretentious, pretentiousness, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, sparkling water
"Adrian says his bisque lacks focus."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, patron, patrons, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, soup, soups, bisque, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, complaint, complaints, complaining, lack, lacking, focus, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, critique, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, modern life
Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes
Tags:pancake, pancakes, pancake house, pancake houses, breakfast, breakfast spot, breakfast spots, entree, entrees, market price, market prices, menu, menus, menu option, menu options, expensive, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, upscale restaurant, upscale restaurants, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretentious food, pretentious foods
Coat check and wallet check.
"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
Tags:france, french, french restaurant, french restaurants, french cuisine, snail, snails, eating snails, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fatal mistake, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, escargot, escargots, foreign language, foreign languages, ignorance, ignorant, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, foreign food, foreign foods, foreign cuisine