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"Let's try one without smiling."
Tags:smile, smiles, smiling, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, family photo, family photos, family portrait, family portraits, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, snap, snaps, photo, photos, portrait, portraits, fang, fangs, photogenic, unphotogenic, photography, photographer, photographers
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
Tags:vampire, vampires, vampire story, vampire stories, bambi, deer, deers, vampire deer, vampire deers, water deer, water deers, fang, fangs, fanged, crossover, crossovers, hybrid, hybrids, hybridized, hybridised, bram stoker, adaptation, adaptations, adapting, adapted, hollywood, movie, movies, film, films
"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
Tags:back in business, monster, monsters, predator, predators, fang, fangs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, dentist, dentists, dental work, orthodontist, orthodontists, filling, fillings, hippocratic oath, dental surgery, dental surgeries, dental reconstruction, dental reconstructions, teeth whitening, vain, vanity, pearly whites
"The fangs stay!"
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, going to the dentist, sharpened, sharp, pointy, pointed, fang, fangs, whitened, teeth whitening, businessman, businessmen, bite, threatening, threaten, creepy, scary, vampire, vampires
"No, I'm sorry Sir... You can't make a withdrawal!"
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'
"She's just teething."
Bram Stoker's Spatula.
'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'
"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, businesswoman, businesswomen, boss, bosses, message, leave a message, take a message, voicemail, dentist, dentists, teeth, tooth, sharpen, sharpening, excuse, excuses, fang, fangs
"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"
Tags:tooth, teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, tooth decay, gingivitis, gums, bleeding gums, dentist, dentistry, dentists, dental, dental hygiene, dental hygienist, toothpaste, molar, molars, incisor, incisors, fang, fangs, pearly whites, brushing teeth, brushing one's teeth, blood, bleed, bloody, bleeding, bathroom mirror, bathroom cabinet, bathroom, washbasin, personal hygiene, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, hygienist, hygienists
'Do we have any more little carrots?'
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
"Forget about it Al. Looks like a case of too big to fail."
Tags:mammoth, wooly mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, elephants, evolution, too big to fail, elephant, animals, saber tooth tiger, sabre tooth tiger, tiger, tigers, hunt, hunting, big business, big businesses, bank, banks, banker, bankers, prehistoric, banking, stalking, tusks, fangs
Teacher's pet dog
'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'
"I want to suck your blood... but I left my gall darn chompers at home!"
Knowing of the recent fascination with vampires among young women, Greg got fang implants.
Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...
Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.