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Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks
"Oh, yes. Definitely a forgery. Hope it didn't cost you much."
"So...maybe I'll give you a ring...sometime?"
'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'
'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'
'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'
"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector
Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'
If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.
'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'
"Look what I found in the fantasy section."
"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."
"Alice said the bottle had 'Drink Me' on the label but the only word I can see is Gin!"
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Fellow Sheep of the Ring