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'Another artisanal B&B.'
'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'
"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"
Therapy for the cow dependent
'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'
Rancher builds fence around angry bull.
Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.
"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."
"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"
"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"
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"Farming needs to attract more young people...the average age is nearly 60!"
"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"
Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.
'Dang, just another scarecrow.'
'I must say, Dean, you're probably the best in your field.'
'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'
'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'
'Looks like he's in a good mood today.'
'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'
"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."
"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."
"Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
"It was so cold this morning I milked a cow for half an hour before realizing I was pullin' my fingers."