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'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'
Businessman As A Weather Vane
Bob liked free-range chicken - but not the fast ones.
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'
Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.
You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.
"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."
'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'
'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'
'Harriet doesn't have to bring iced tea to the field anymore, but now I have to carry change.'
'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'
When Bess pulled out her album of 'Favorite Breeding Bulls', the party went silent.
You paid two thousand quid for a part border collie and part bull!
I'd like to go on a merit based pay system.
...Five...six...seven...oh man! I can't help myself.