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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'
Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.
'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
Tags:fertilizer, fertilizers, fertiliser, fertilisers, farmer, farm, farmers, farms, garden, gardener, gardens, gardeners, bomb, bombs, chemicals, chemical, dangerous, dangerous chemical, ammonium nitrate, explosion, explosions, suspicious, suspicions, fertilizer bomb, fertilizer bombs, fertiliser bomb, feriliser bombs, poison, poisonous, nitrogen, nitrates, terror, terroize, terrorise, terrorists, terrorism, explosive, explosives
"I understand goat cheese has had it."
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
Tags:bug, bugs, pest, pests, beetle, beetles, sap beetle, sap beetles, harvest, harvests, crop, crops, corn, corn crop, corn crops, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, plan of attack, strategy, organized attack, organised attack, wildlife, pesticide, pesticides, infestation, farmer, farmers, farming
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, pig, pigs, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, understand, cow thing, cow things, insider, insiders
"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, chicken, chickens, chicken farm, herd, herding, driving, free-range, range, free range, freerange, farmer, farmers, farming, livestock, poultry, abilene
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, crossing the road, crossing, crossings, unexpected, rural, countryside, country living, country life, rural life
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How local is this.'
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
Tags:rapture, raptures, satisfied, satisfaction, content, contentment, contented, joy, joyful, ecstasy, neat, neatness, tidy, tidiness, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists, physics, scientist, scientists, organised, organisation, organized, organization, farm, farms, farmer, farmers
'Another artisanal B&B.'
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"They're powered by Internet outrage."
Tags:renewable, renewables, renewable energy, climate, climate change, climate-change, global warming, global-warming, windpower, wind power, turbine, turbines, wind turbine, wind turbines, generate, generated, internet, internet outrage, troll, trolls, comment, comment section, arguing on the internet, farmer, farmers, saving the planet, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, green tech, green energy, green power, go green, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentally friendly, sustainable, sustainability
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"He's all beef!"
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships
"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, annoyed, angry, upset, cooperation, cooperating
Weather vane man chases hat.
Tags:wind, windy, bad weather, windy weather, weather vane, weather vanes, hat, hats, losing your hat, lost your hat, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, wind direction, wine vane, wind vane, weathercock, weathercocks, weathervane, weathervanes, windvane, windvanes, garden ornament, garden ornaments, hat blown off
"Legally, we're a farm."