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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
"There goes one strange cow."
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
Tags:bug, bugs, pest, pests, beetle, beetles, sap beetle, sap beetles, harvest, harvests, crop, crops, corn, corn crop, corn crops, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, plan of attack, strategy, organized attack, organised attack, wildlife, pesticide, pesticides, infestation, farmer, farmers, farming
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, pig, pigs, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, understand, cow thing, cow things, insider, insiders
"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, chicken, chickens, chicken farm, herd, herding, driving, free-range, range, free range, freerange, farmer, farmers, farming, livestock, poultry, abilene
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How local is this.'
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
Weather vane man chases hat.
Tags:wind, windy, bad weather, windy weather, weather vane, weather vanes, hat, hats, losing your hat, lost your hat, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, wind direction, wine vane, wind vane, weathercock, weathercocks, weathervane, weathervanes, windvane, windvanes, garden ornament, garden ornaments, hat blown off
"Legally, we're a farm."
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
Tags:animal, animals, animal sounds, animal noises, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, pig, pigs, sheep, song, songs, children's song, children's songs, old macdonald had a farm, lyrics, famous, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, voice mail, voice mails, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, cluck, baa, moo, oink, technology
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
"I was born a pest and I shall die a pest!"
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
'He's a goatee herder.'
'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
Tags:cow, cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, cowshed, cowsheds, bordom, bored, boring, amuse self, amuse oneself, amusing, read, reading, literate, literate cow, literate cows, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, industrial farming, industrial farms, industrial dairy farms, education, education system, literacy programmes, literacy programme, modern education, school, schools, schooling, factory model schools, factory model education, absurd, absurdist
"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."