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'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."
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Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
Chicken A La King
Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.
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'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'
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'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
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"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'
Why Are You Following Me?
Bovine Fast Food,
"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."
"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"
"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"
". . .Get back in there and mess up your room properly!"
'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'
'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'
"It's hard to explain but I just feel that there's an electricity between us."
"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."
Goosestepping Nazi Geese
'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'