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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
Bad moments in skiing.
'Why is Bob standing on his head?'
Bubble Gum Farms.
'Was that you?'
'Him say him need more beans.'
'Take a nice, deep breath and let it out.'
"Kid, I'm beggin' you, please stop farting."
Pull my finger...
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"
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Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
"It was NOT gas! I just sneezed!"
Beanz meanz Repeatz.
'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'
Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!
"Was it him or me?"
At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.
'I prefer to be 'silent but deadly.'
'That's the LAST piece of furniture you need.'
How wives think and how husbands think.