Fashion-sense Cartoons and Comics

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"I love what you're not wearing."

"We look better in winter."

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

"Very Republican. I love it."

"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

"You're 30? Me too!"

"No, we are not twins."

"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

"I spent many years in the closet."

"What?"

Hatcheck: "I think there's been some mistake..."

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Chapeaux!

"Judging by the amount of returns, there's still a lot of husbands who think they know enough about fashion to buy their wives clothes."

Bird Hair

"What do you mean 'you don't like this outfit', these are the clothes I came in with."

"You're wearing the latest in power suits. On a full charge, you'll be a wifi hotspot and a charging station."

"I'd like some skinny jeans, waist 52."