Fashion-sense Cartoons and Comics

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"I love what you're not wearing."

"We look better in winter."

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

"Very Republican. I love it."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

"I spent many years in the closet."

"What?"

Hatcheck: "I think there's been some mistake..."

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Judging by the amount of returns, there's still a lot of husbands who think they know enough about fashion to buy their wives clothes."

Bird Hair

"Does that dress make you look thinner? Thinner than what?"

"What I actually said was that wearing jeans with turn ups was the in look this year."

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

" ... and this giant canary is my wife."

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

"Then my wife asked if the dress made her look fat....and like an idiot, I answered!"

"I think we are being followed by a funeral procession."