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"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"
Tags:fop, fops, dandy, dandies, foppish, dress up, dressed up, dressing up, department store, department stores, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion advice, customer service, fashion guru, fashion gurus, information desk, information desks, directions, direct, directs, directing, special interest, special interests
"Nice lip piercing."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, talking fish, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, fishhook, fishhooks, fish hook, fish hooks, bait, the one that got away, lucky escape, escaped, lip, lips, lip piercing, lip piercings, piercing, piercings, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionable, trendy, styling, fad, trend, problem, problems
The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.
Tags:eye patch, eye patches, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, knock off, knock offs, trading standard, trading standards, cost, costs, price, prices, costume, costumes, costume shop, costume shops, fancy dress, price, prices, brand, brands, branding, overpriced, branding, overcharge, overcharging
Tags:rust belt, deindustrialization, economic decline, economic declines, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, ivanka trump, trump administration, trend setter, trendsetter, trendsetters, trendsetting, first daughter, first family, white house, us politics, class divide, class division, class divisions, white working class, working class, voter, voters, voting demographic, voting demographics
'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'
"It's a fez, Chief. It's going to be my trademark."
"Leon, necklines are plunging in Paris."
Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'
"Do you think the umbrella makes me look gay?"
"Watch my purse, okay?"
"Hold it, somebody here has spurs that go jingle jangle ka-clank!"
'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'
"How do you like my doggy bag?"
"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
Tags:pocket handkerchief, pocket handkerchiefs, suit, suits, marsupial, marsupials, fashion, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, accessory, accessories, accessorize, accessorizing, faux pas, fashion choice, fashion choices, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, pocket, pockets, pouch, pouches, biologist, biologists, biology
Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.
"Kinda leaning towards the horns..."
"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, necktie, neckties, neck tie, neck ties, neck-tie, neck-ties, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, barmen, barman, tie, ties, intoxicated, intoxication, drunk, drunks, drinks menu, drinks menus, drunkard, drunkards, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."
"I was sad because I had no walking stick, until I saw a man who had no spats."
The ear patch craze was short-lived.
'We're not interested in you...but we would like to offer you tie a position!'
Fertility Clinic - 'This designer baby is no longer fashionable...'
When God compliments your tie, just go with it.