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Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, insanity, insane, mental health, mental state, plea, witness, witnesses, witness stand, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, court, courthouse, courthouses, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, juror, jurors, judge, judges, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, fashion disasters
"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."
Marry in Haste, Repent in Leisure Suit
'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'
"You must have hay for brains if you think that scarf goes with that hat."
"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."
"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"
'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'
1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football fan, football fans, soccer fan, soccer fans, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, football scarf, football scarves, sport scarf, sports scarves, football merchandise, sports merchandise, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, mockery, mockeries
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
In Case of Fashion Emergency Break Glass
As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.
Tags:fashions, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, dress sense, dress-sense, hearing problem, hearing problems, hearing loss, deaf, deafness, loud clothes, loud clothing, loud outfit, loud outfits, old age, old-age, ageing, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
'There's an ugly coat on your tongue, Mr. Fusco...the worst part is the nehru collar.'
"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"
Tags:pajamas, pjamas, pyjamas, pyjama, pajama, pjama, bedclothes, bedclothing, fashions, fashion choice, fashion choices, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, restful, restfulness, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, hibernation, hibernations, hibernating, pattern, patterns, bear, bears
"Because when a guy wears them on the beach, people speed the other way."
"Removing malwear from your closet."
"I am surprised. She said she wouldn't be caught dead in that dress."
'From this angle, my goof is hardly noticeable.'
"That's a classic example of fashion malware."
"In an animal print eyesore! Frankly a three point deduction ought to be a automatic for such garish attire."
"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."
Tags:fashions, fashionable, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, wardrobe, wardrobes, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, bad taste, fashion police, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital problem, marriage problems, marital problems, marriage problem
Bad Hare Day
Tags:bad hair day, bad-hair days, bad hair days, bad-hair day, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, car crash, car crashes, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, punk, punks, biker, bikers, motorbike, motorbikes, motorbiker, motorbikers, bike gang, bike gangs, fashions, fashion disaster, fashion disasters
"I still make this look good."