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"Does flannel go with camo?"
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"The David Attenborough look."
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"They make me look hippy, right?"
"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
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"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"
"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"
"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"
"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."
If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."
"The bank wanted to verify your purchase because it's the kind of outfit you obviously can't pull off."
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"This isn't a fashion statement. It's just a reflection of my laundry situation."
"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."
"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"
'Wearing stripes can make you look slimmer.'
"I know caffeine-infused underwear won't help me lose weight, but will it make me perky?"
"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."
"John said this skirt wold look better if I'd diet. So I dyed it a slimming black."
'Yes, that sweater makes you look bulky!'
"Stripes are very unfashionable."
Tattoo cover ups.
"Honey, if you think the red cap is making me look fat then I'll buy a blue one."