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Bad For You: A Restaurant
Tags:eating out, dining out, cuisine, bad food, bad foods, bad cuisine, unhealthy, unhealthiness, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fast food, fast-food, fastfood, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, bad for you, obesity, obesity crisis, overweight, unhealthy eating, healthy eating, warned off, warning off, mistake, bad advertising, sign, signs, slogan, slogans, window sign, window signs, cafe, cafes
Hot Dog Animals: $2
Tags:hot dog, hotdog, hot-dog, street, street vendor, street vendors, vendor, street cart, food cart, food, foods, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, clown, clowns, word play, play on words, word, pun, puns, absurd, cooking, cook, cooks, balloon, balloon animals, trick, tricks, circus, circus humor, circus humour
'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, snack, snacks, snacking, health foods, snack option, snack options, healthy snack, healthy snacks, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, junk food, fast food, junk-food, fast-food, health food, health foods
"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"
Unsuspecting Fry at Burger Meadows
Parrot says: 'Pizzas for eight'.
"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."
"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."
Tags:w. b. yeats, yeats, william butler yeats, kurt gödel, kurt godel, poet, poets, literary figure, literary figures, intellectual, intellectuals, academia, college degree, college degrees, degree, degrees, diploma, diplomas, debt, debts, student debt, student debts, student loan, student loans, reminder, reminders, arts degree, arts degrees, fast food, junk food, fast-food, restaurant, restaurants, overqualified, job dissatisfaction, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations
"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."
Tags:fast food, junk food, fast-food, junk-foods, regurgitated food, regurgitated foods, bird, birds, chick, chicks, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dieticians, dietitian, dietitians, unhealthy food, unhealthy diet, health food, family life, family-life, homecooked meal, homemade meal, ungrateful, ungratefulness
"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"
"You tell Bigfoot we don't give free refills."
Tags:fast food, fast-food, bigfoot, yeti, yetis, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical monster, mythical monsters, mythical being, mythical beings, freebie, freebies, free, refill, refills, drink, drinks, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, threat, threats, threatening, customer service, customer services
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Tags:hot-dog, hotdog, hot dog, hot-dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, hot dog costume, clothes, clothing, wardrobe, wardrobe, boring job, boring jobs, suit, suits, hotdog suit, outfits, outfit, hotdog outfits, getting dressed, onion, onions, fashion statement, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, fast food outlet, trends, changing fashion, mascot, mascots, sports mascot, sports mascots, accessories, accessorise
"And would you like fries with that?"
"Wait, something's not right."
"Let's go get some fast food."
"The best part about robbing a McDonnel's is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag."
"Do you want fries with that?"
"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."
Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.
'I'm so dedicated that I decided just to tattoo my name tag on.'
"How often in life do you feel that your life has a purpose, that you're in the right place, at the right time, doing exactly the right thing?"
Tags:spiritual, spirituality, human spirit, philosophy, philosophical, philosophies, philosopher, philosophers, fast-food, junk food, junk-food, fast food, optimism, optimistic, gratitude, grateful, happy, happiness, bliss, blissful, purpose, purposeful, life, life purpose, meaning, meaningful, meaning of life, epiphany, epiphanies
'Oops. Oh well...5-hour rule, right, Marv?'
"Are you really noah?"
Tags:fast food, fast foods, fast-food, fast-foods, junk food, junk foods, fast-food chain, fast food chain, noah, chicken, chickens, poultry farm, poultry farms, chicken meat, chicken burger, chicken burgers, noah's ark, noahs ark, trick, tricks, trickery, chicken farm, chicken farms, chicken farming, food production, slaughterhouse, slaughter-house
'Suing the fast food industry didn't work, I'm still fat'