Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
Tags:saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, cliched, get the lead out of one's shoes, get the lead out of your shoes, get the lead out of your pants, get the lead out of one's pants, wrong pants, retro, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disappointed, disappointment, fail, failed, failing, hurry, hurrying, faster, fast, go faster, wrong pants
"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"
Tags:internet time, beat time, ahead of time, fast, speedy, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food chains, time zone, time zones, gmt, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, chase, chases, simple internet time, new meridian, the new meridian, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
Tags:lent, give up, giving up, gave up, gives up, fast, fasting, fasts, fasted, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, holiday, holidays, christmas, new year, easter, eastertime, easter time, easter egg, easter eggs, chocolate egg, chocolate eggs, egg, eggs, easter time, spring, springtime, dinette set
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
Tags:zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fast
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker
20 Second Hen
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, love, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, courtship, courting, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, proposing, proposal, proposals, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engagement, engagements, engaged, short, quick, fast, moving fast, whirlwind, first meeting, romance, romantic, introduction, introductions, soul mate, soul mates, love at first sight, falling in love, modern life
'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'
'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, greyhound, greyhounds, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, rabbit, rabbits, catch, catches, caught, catching, catcher, catchers, quick, fast, speedy, hold on, holds on, holding on, excite, excites, excited, excitement, excitements, joy, joys, joyful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Super Bran Flakes.
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
Tags:make a mark in the world, accomplishment, accomplishments, mark, marks, make a mark, making a mark, legacy, legacies, disappear, disappearing, fast, quickly, rapidly, ten seconds, story, stories, temporary, fleeting, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, modern life, technology, viral, going viral, internet, online, internet famous, fleeting fame, 15 seconds of fame, influencer, influencers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, apps, app, application, applications, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials, youth
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, full-throttle, full throttle, full speed, speed, fast, energy, enthusiasm, progress, progressing, progression, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, wordplay, word play
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
Tags:scout, scouting, help, helpful, more than he bargained for, bargained for, more than he could chew, old age, ageing, age, aged, nanny, grandma, older, old, fitness, rollerskates, rollerskate, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller skates, roller skate, roller blade, roller blades, speed, speedy, fast, crossing, crosswalk, cross-walk, cross walk, kid, kids, child
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'
Tags:bars, orange juice, juice, orange, oranges, bourbon, bourbons, sherry, gin, cognac, cola, soda, fizzy, fizzy drinks, fizzy drink, club soda, vodka, scotch, tequila, wine, rye, rum, salad bars, fast, food, restaurants, drinking, bar bar, all you can eat, deli, delis, buffet, buffets, all you can drink, modern life, modern, adulthood, adult life, grown up, grown-up, alcohol, day drinking, day-drinking