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"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."
Gone to seed.
Sleeping while bowling.
George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.
'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'
Cyclist is Fast Asleep.
'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'
'Are you awake, dear?'
'Come to think of it, I don't dream in colour either.'
Nancy found it hard to sleep with him shuffling all night.
'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'
Televised Insomnia Benefit Telethon puts couple to sleep.
'I hate to see the waste their TV privileges.'
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'
Mum outside the baby's room saying 'shush' - but the baby is wide awake.
Cat Asleep in Chair.
'The first thing that attracted me to him was his wonderful gone to bed eyes.'
Frankenstein's monster sleeping after taking out false teeth etc.
Please read my favourite bedtime story, it always has a sleepy ending.
'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'
'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'