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Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog truck, food truck, food trucks, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, food vendor, food vendors, hot dog vendor, condiments, old age, old people, guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, fast food, toppings, extras, service industry, customer service
BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-thrus, lane, lanes
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
Tags:kentucky fried, ostrich, fast food, fast foods, chicken, chickens, variation, variations, exotic food, exotic foods, ostriches, eat, eats, eating, branch out, branches out, branching out, knockoff, knockoffs, ripoff, ripoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, rip-off, rip-offs, fast food chain, fast food chains
Alligators and Crocodile
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, differentiation, differentiate, differentiating, classification, animal classification, look a like, look a likes, look-a-like, look-a-likes, burger, burgers, visual joke, visual jokes, art style, art styles, drawing style, drawing styles, snout, snouts, fastfood, fast food
"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, music, live music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, show, shows, dinner theatre, dinner theater, show business, dancing, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks
"I said, 'do you want vocal fry with that?'"
"While you're waiting, could I interest you in a hamburger?"
'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
"Club Applebee's - Late Night"
"Legal size that meal."
'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
Tags:fastfood, fast food, child, childhood, children, kid, kids, family, families, health, health and wellbeing, healthy, wellbeing, fitness, physical, fit, fat, fatness, fatter, fats, chips, chip, crisp, crisps, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, obese, obesity, weight loss, weight, weightloss, overweight, over weight, epidemic, obesity epidemic, comment, social commentary
"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
Tags:snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, dognuts, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, dress sense, super power, super powers, belly, bellies, cake, cakes, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, weight gain, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, gut, guts, achilles' heel
"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
Tags:neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, next door, next-door, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, takeaway, take-away, takeout, take-out, fast food, junk food, unhealthy, unhealthy food, fried chicken, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, chubby, obesity crisis, health problems, health issues, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, bucket of chicken, buckets of chicken, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, modern life, convenience, convenient
"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
Tags:general tso, general tso's chicken, chicken, chickens, fast food, fast foods, monster, monsters, scary, scary story, scary stories, farm animal, farm animals, factory farm, factory farms, factory farming, horror, horror story, horror stories, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, hen, hens, history's greatest monster, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
Tags:employed, employment, underemployed, overeducated, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, food service, food service employee, food service employees, degree, degrees, barista, baristas, coffee bar, coffee bars, lunch stop, lunch stops, service economy, service economies, service worker, service workers