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BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'
"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
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"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
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Fast food trap.
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
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Frank's Diet Progress.
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
'That'll be 10 bucks please.'
Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.
"Is that you, Pumpkin?"
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'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'
A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.
Coming Soon! Taco Sphere
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'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'
Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.
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An alarming amount of what you eat goes to waist.
'Do you want a fright with that?'
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'