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'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'
The interviews hadn't begun, but Carl was quietly confident
Is it a BIRD...is it a PLANE...No it's Miriam from accounts!
'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'
Making fun of Starfish.
'I know my memos are looking a bit dated. I have to send for an updated version of the educational buzzword generator software.'
Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.
'Zooooooooooooooom' - 'What are you doing?' - 'I'm trying to simulate being fast.'
'Oh, SURE! The hare can beat the tortoise nine out of ten times, but the tortoise wins ONCE and all of a sudden it's a fable.'
What's the difference between fast food and slow food?
'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'