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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
Tags:saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, cliched, get the lead out of one's shoes, get the lead out of your shoes, get the lead out of your pants, get the lead out of one's pants, wrong pants, retro, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disappointed, disappointment, fail, failed, failing, hurry, hurrying, faster, fast, go faster, wrong pants
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
Tags:venice, venetian, italy, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, canal, canals, grand canal, gondolier, gondoliers, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, annoying, demanding, critical, customer, customers, faster, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, directions
"You should be faster."
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, bartending, bar-tending, tending bar, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, martini shaker, martini shakers, shaker, shakers, quicksand, liquefaction, sinking, sink, bog, bogs, swamp, swamps, faster
"I've met someone with a faster modem."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, technology, computer, computers, modem, modems, internet, speed, internet speed, download speed, online, faster, excuse, excuses, modern life
"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, fast, faster, faster than a speeding bullet, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, flying, floating, bullet, bullets
Tags:superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, reasonable, logic, logical, rational, normal, practical, modest, restrained, reasonableman, man, men, faster, fast, power, powerful, tall building, tall buildings, elevator, elevators, pilates, exercise, exercising, fitness, careful driver, careful drivers, cautious driver, cautious drivers, cautious, careful, safe, safety, safety first, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age
Giant bike rides over cars.
'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'
"I'm giving up Google for Lent."
Zimmer frame with a spoiler
'I got fifteen years for something I didn't do...I didn't run fast enough!'
"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."
Tags:fast, fasts, fasting, easter, easter time, easter-time, faster, fasters, cake, cakes, sugar, sugars, craving, cravings, temptation, temptations, tempted, pudding, puddings, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, kid, kids, lent, lents, lent period, religious fast, religious fasts, religious observance, religious observances
"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"
Tags:business, ai, artificial, intelligence, robot, robotics, cyborg, humanoid, droid, android, computer, brain, electronics, efficiency, expert, manufacturing, plant, manufacturer, company, technology, time, study, improve, process, procedures, faster, quicker, output, productivity, production, businessman, man, male, businesswoman, woman, female, professional, executive, people, manager
"Well, one thing is for sure... they'll never replace doctors with robots."
Robot Office Tasks
"As we say in cowboy country, get 'er done."
Tags:business, get it done, faster, now, instantly, asap, quickly, demanding, boss, supervisor, worker, employee, cowboy, businessmen, men, male, professional, executive, people, manager, ceo, management, encourage, encouragement, motivate, motivation, redneck, lingo, red-neck, saying, sayings, task, job, workload, employee, south
Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush
Express queue at Lapland.