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'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.
"We call him 'Leftovers'."
"Fortunately, I'm big boned."
"Come on, boy!"
"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."
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"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"
Dog Workout Videos
'Who wants to live longer if you have to live without cookies.'
'I think your jeans are looking a little snug.'
'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'
'If the dog's overweight it's probably lack of exercise not too much food.'
'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'
"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."
"Looks like it's time for a diet."
"You know, chubs, circling your bed 3 times before nap time is not aerobic exercise."
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'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'
'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....
Animal Modelling Balloons
"We're expecting quite a litter this time."
"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."