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"I want to know where elephants go to diet."
'In today's numbers... losers outnumbered gainers at the nations fat farms... but at the stock market, gainers were up.'
'No, Timothy can't come out and play.'
Diet now...ask me how. 'I spent $600 at the fat farm and haven't lost a single kilo, apparently you're supposed to show up...'