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The next big thing
Actual vs. imagined response.
"I had an unexpected glimpse of myself in a mirror today. I need a new briefcase."
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Man skis through Tree.
A man in a bath
A man in a dressing gown on a bed of roses
'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'
'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'
'I can't get this laptop to work.'
Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.
'What do you mean you're whale watching?'
"Is this the focus group?"
Monster Squashed Under the Bed of an Obese Man.
National Fat Man Thong Competition
Spreading the Load.
'Mom says you're a self-made man, Grandpa. Why did you make yourself fat and bald?'
Fat guy on a seesaw.
'You don't look fat to me.'
'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'
'See, I told you he was a good babysitter!'
Lost - 8 Tiny, Little Reindeer.
'I'm supporting the droops.'
Look at that big fat man!