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"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.
"I hate the way that people stare at us just because I'm taller than you."
"And would you describe yourself as 'active', 'very active' or a 'lardy a**e waste of space'?"
"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
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"And Maureen's lost...nothing! Let's have a big chair for Maureen!"
How to loose weight
"Honey, if you think the red cap is making me look fat then I'll buy a blue one."
"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."
"Bad news I'm afraid. . . We've had all your results back and it does appear that you are in fact, fat."
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"You've got the body of a teenager...unfortunately."
"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."
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"The school is still out on precisely the right vernacular but I think it is generally agreed that 'humongous fat bastard' is overstepping the mark!"
"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks."
"40% of the population is overweight, but 20% seems to be down to you."
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese. . . so what are you going to do about it!"
I Whisper Your Weight.
The Four Fat Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers