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"Your skin is enlarged."
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
Tags:looker, lookers, stunner, stunners, stunning, attractive, attractiveness, outfit, outfits, head turner, head turners, turning heads, delusion, delusions, delusional, self-confident, self-confidence, confident, confidence, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, unattractive, overconfident, overconfidence, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
Welcome to America
"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."
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"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."
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"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
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"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
"Maybe you should rethink that dress. It makes you look fat."
"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"
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"I'm giving up running marathons for New Year."
"I'm afraid it's one of the lesser known side effects of the Paleo diet."
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"How much do you want to lose?"
"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"
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"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "
"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."
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"Evolution helped us to store body fat so that we wouldn't starve before the pizza was ready."
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"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"
"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."
"Then I suppose we'll have to call it 'Air Force One and a Half'?
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"The population is 40% overweight and you seem to account for 20% on your own."
"You need to take some exercise and lose a bit of weight."