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"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"
Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.
Dear Suzy and Billy, Kindly go stuff your almond milk and gluten free chia cookies you smug little fat-shamers. Santa.
Calorie Profiling: "All right, Buddy - what, exactly were you eating in there?"
Multi-Use Selfie Stick
"If you ask me, that one's ready to go to market."
"Trouble is that when he puts the ball where he can see it, he can't hit it and when he puts it where he can hit it, he can't see it."
"Hello darling. I may be home late tonight. I've just got two potential contenders for the, 'all you can eat platter'."
"The school is still out on precisely the right vernacular but I think it is generally agreed that 'humongous fat bastard' is overstepping the mark!"
Fat man at the dentists - Open as usual during alterations.
GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!
"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."