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"Get Back in!"
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Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.
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'My wife's always happiest talking to someone fatter than she is.'
'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'
'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'
Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.
Birds eating off a fat woman.
'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me trying to get in.'
'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'
'Off hand, I'd say your pantihose are too tight.'
Two men stop young boy scout from offering his seat to a fat woman.
"I can tell you've never met a Renaissance mind in a Rubenesque body before!"
'How would you like to be on widescreen TV?'
Carole had always been ' big boned'.
Fat woman on escalator - 'It stopped.'
Fat woman on escalator - "It stopped."
Fat woman in the bath - announcement comes on radio: 'And now the theme music from Titanic.'
'You REALLY mean that,Fred - I'm TWICE the woman she'll ever be!'
'Strange? You got the DNA of a hippopotamus!?!' (Doctor to overweight patient).
Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.
Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.
'Your mother sat on the cat again!'
Firemen catching fat jumper.
'If you promise not to laugh, I'll tell you how I'm doing on my diet.'
'Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish my lunch.'