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"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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"Can it, Louie! You knew damn well it was pajama day!"
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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Superhero in need of an eye test.
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"He tried to change horses midstream."
"By the time I realized my mistake, it was already too late."
"He's giving the white-collar voters' speech to the blue collars."
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"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"That one looks like a falling engine."
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Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party
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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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And so died the last person to trust a seagull
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"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
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"Henry never could choose his battles."
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"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."
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"There's been a terrible mistake!!"
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Fatal Trapeze Act.
Frog mistakes blender for time machine.
'No, I meant it, you're the best darn audience I ever played! Heck, I'm coming out there to thank you personally.'