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"I'm not sure what's wrong with you. We'll have to wait for the results to come back from the autopsy."
"Well, for what it's worth, I got the number plate."
'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their trays to the upright positions.'
'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their tray tables to their upright positions.'
'Let me through, I'm an angel of death.'
Grim Reaper last orders
'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'
Government and heads of industry issued an official statment which condemned the report as irresponsible scaremongering... This is it...we're all gonna die.
Surgeons keeping score of successes and fatalities.
Clancy: Corny Jokes
'Will you guys hurry up with that supermarket fatality'