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"Two out of three."
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"I'm not sure what's wrong with you. We'll have to wait for the results to come back from the autopsy."
"Before you died, did you have that moment of total clarity?" "Oh yes, it was totally clear I was about to get hit by a bus."
An Accident Waiting To Happen.
"Statistically, people are more likely to die from heart disease than by getting hit with one of those."
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"Well, for what it's worth, I got the number plate."
The glazed-cruller man (the gingerbread man's less swift, but more delicious cousin) makes a fatal error when he rolls into precinct 14.
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'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their trays to the upright positions.'
'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their tray tables to their upright positions.'
Grim Reaper last orders
'Let me through, I'm an angel of death.'
Diversion: Reaper at Work
'Outside of a side-effect that the drug may kill you, it's perfectly safe.'
'Don't worry... be happy.'
'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead in yellow.'
Caution: Slippery Surface.
'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'
"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."
Surgeons keeping score of successes and fatalities.
Clancy: Corny Jokes
'Will you guys hurry up with that supermarket fatality'