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"I feel like there's a fish hook somewhere with my name on it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angling, angler, anglers, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, fish hook, fish hooks, premonition, premonitions, foreboding, prediction, predictions, predicting the future, foreshadowing, future, fate, death
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
Tags:heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
Tags:game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomed
"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."
"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."
The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.
"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, expired, credit card, credit cards, bank card, bank cards, charge card, charge cards, debit card, debit cards, plastic money, shopping, shopper, shoppers, avid shopper, avid shoppers, consumerism, eerie, creepy, scary, spooky, bizarre, coincidence, coincidences, fate
Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...
Tags:diary, diaries, journal, journals, dream, dreams, destiny, destinies, fate, fates, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, short, shortness, shorty, tall, tallness, height, heights, benchwarmer, bench warmer, bench warmers, benchwarmers, basketball player, basketball players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'
"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, dumb, stupid, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, fate, forever, still, second chance, second chances, hopeless
"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"
Tags:air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, bad luck, unlucky, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, fate
'Everyone is born with a purpose in life, Hans...yours is to plug the hole in the ozone layer.'
"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."
Tags:car crash, car crashes, airbag, airbags, safety measures, heart attack, heart attacks, heart failure, heart failures, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, pearly gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st.peter, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, dying, car safety, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, fate, unlucky, unluckiness
"You got this."
Tags:trap, traps, road, roads, highway, highways, roadkill, road kill, accident, deer strike, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, road hunt, grim, grim reaper, death, died, die, dead, convince, not convinced, car, cars, traffic, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, it's a trap, fate, cruel fate, nature, natural, natural selection
Ted has a date with DESTINY!
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
Executive Asks Death To Wait
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, self important, important, importance, workaholic, work addiction, work-a-holic, overworked, overwork, wait, waiting, finger up, hold a finger up, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, called, calls, phone call, phonecall, one second, delay, delayed, delays, delaying, fate, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate, big business, boss, manager, managers, management, perspective
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
Tags:cliche, cliches, time, grow old, grows old, growing old, fate, fatalist, fatalists, fatalism, fatalistic, resigned, resignation, mortal, mortals, mortality, age, ages, ageing, aging, inevitable, doomed, downer, downers, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, depressed, depressing, depression, outlook, negative outlook, negative outlooks, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, glass half empty, worldview, worldviews, too much coffee man, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, time heals all wounds
'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'
'We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing.'
Tags:board game, board games, death, grim reaper, angel of death, existential, existentialism, sweden, swedish film, swedish films, swedish movie, swedish movies, game, games, chess, chess with death, modern update, modern updates, strategy game, strategy games, strategy, strategies, soul, souls, life and death, philosophy, philosophies, fate