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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
"Don't let it get away!"
"There's nothing wrong with saying hi to a girl you might not know. People can be friend, more than you think."
"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."
"I think my dad really, really cares about me."
"Come out guys! Why don't you do something you both like to do?"
"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."
"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."
"Baldo, I have tickets to the baseball game! Wanna go?"
"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."
"Baldo, how could you leave the house with your tie like that?"
"Look, if you really want to be my best mate as well as being my dad, pop in here and get me 20 fags and a can of lager."
"I'm throwing out my Hot Wheels. My friends think they're baby stuff."
"Dad, can you show me how to knot this?"
"Which one of these little fellas is yours?"