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"Dad, it's time we had that talk about the birds and the bees."
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"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
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"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
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"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."
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"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."
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'...Over millions of years the male brain has evolved to help us to find a mate, get a meal, and ward-off hostile takeovers.'
'...In order to increase shareholder value, Daddy's job is to get rid of thousands and thousands of little people.'
"Just yesterday, I gave him the 'Violence is not the Answer' speech."
"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"
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"Dad, you made mistakes when you were my age, right?"
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"Well, there's this girl. She makes me nervous, confused, shaky..."
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"Baldo, this report card...it makes me sad. I've tried showing you kids that an education is muy importante for your future. Please mi'jo...show me you take this seriously."
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"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."
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"So what happened between you and Estella?"
"A 'C' average on your report card? C'mon Baldo! You can do better than this!"
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"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."
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"You're not supposed to take my word for it!"
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"Baldo, I've decided to treat you like an adult. I'm never going to talk to you about taking out the trash...doing your homework...or cleaning your room."
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"There's nothing wrong with saying hi to a girl you might not know. People can be friend, more than you think."
"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"
"Baldo, what are you doing up so late?"
"You see son, life is about pursuing happiness. Once you find it, hide it real good before you get married and your wife finds it, chokes the life out of it, and laughs in your face like a jackal."
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"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."
"You see, love is a wonderful thing. You share with someone you truly care about. As you become a man, these feelings and desires will only grow."
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"Dad, when you were young, meeting girls was easy, right?"