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"I want you to have this. It belonged to my mother."
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"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"
"Well, young fellow, my daughter tells me you're a survivor. I'm not sure I like that."
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"We're spending August with his parents in Hell."
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"Got things worked out with that new son in law yet?"
WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."
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"Why do you wear that when we go to my parents?"
"Your mother can't come this weekend. We've rented the place out for a wedding."
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'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'
"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."
'My dad wasn't too impressed with the personalised number plates you gave to him for his birthday.'
'Check this out. These sharp drops in his vital signs coincide with visits from his inlaws.'
"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."
"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."
'I've come to ask for the hand of your daughter,' 'Top left hand drawer,'
'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'
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Doctor Frankenstein asks for more than a hand in marriage!
'Sorry, no annoying in-laws allowed.'
"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."
"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"
'It's from my father. He heard about our pending divorce and he wants a refund for the wedding.'
'Your parents haven't accepted me, have they?'
Fred, & his common law in-laws.
'Just remember...if we get married, we're gonna have four parents!'
'His daughter married a civilian!'