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'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'
'I'm busy. Can't you make it yourself?'
'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'
'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'
"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."
'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'
"So where do you think your son has picked up being easily distracted?"
'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'
"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."
'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'
'I appreciate your being a pal to me, Dad, but double-dating is just going too far.'
'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'
'Son, your mother and I didn't bring you up to be aggressive, dishonest and greedy. That said, this company could really do with someone like you.'
'And is this antagonistic relationship with your father an ongoing thing?'
"Chip off the old block."
'Going to throw out the first arm of the season?'
'I've got a date tonight, pop, can i borrow the wheel?'
'Sit down son, I think i's time you and I have a heart-to-heart about chipping and putting.'