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Where Yule Logs Come From.
'A charismatic leader, droves of elves working all the time for nothing.. looks like cult to me!'
"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
Mrs Claus Gives Santa a Chimney Toilet.
Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.
Reindeer Pouring Santa Flush on Stuck Father Christmas.
Santa to shrink - 'I don't believe in myself.'
'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'
Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.
'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'
Santa and New Technology
'Now,do I get that new broom or not?!'
He's just been told that due to increased infrastructural costs we're being relaocated to Swindon.
'So your sleigh's broken down and you now require a magic carpet?'
Wow, what's all this about?
I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?
'I've been a very good boy this year. I'd like your wallet and the bucket of cash.'
'Naughty or nice? I'm afraid I don't really fit into either target audience.'
'Not that sort of 'mobile' you great fat t***."
'Explain how you get the money for your big giveaway scheme, and then I'll believe in you.'
If Santa merged with Fed-Ex: 'Package puckup at 3340 Hudson street? Have you been naughty or nice?'
'Look - why don't I just check out your website, and email a list of stuff I want!'
Santa in Lineup.
Watch it, Harris - keep it jolly, keep it jolly!