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The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins
'Attendance is always down the week after Father's Day. They all get golf balls.'
'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'
"Are you 'Identifying' yourself as Dad, Father, or just a guy who needs a nap?"
"Can't fathers read?"
'I'm just going to be myself on Father's Day. Last year I was good, and he didn't recognize me.'
'Happy Father's Day! 'Father' is just another name for 'we love you'.'
'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'
"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."
'Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day tie first.'
'I got a snooze alarm for Father's Day. What did you get?'
What Dads Are Made of,,,
'Wow! Thanks, kids. Wait 'til the guys at the lodge get a load of this!'
Bob's unexpected Father's Day gift...
'...We give this same tie to dad every year.'
'What did Cain and Abel give him for Father's Day if it wasn't a tie?'
Fathers Day - Say It With Beer
'How do you like your eggs, black on one side or black on both sides?'
'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'
'Next Father's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing a Ferrari.'
'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'
'This is a Father's Day party that will scar you for life.'
'I'm hoping Dad gets the hint and raises my allowance.'
Fathers Day UK 19th June 2011
'I'm banking on celebrating Father's Day this year!'